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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Ali Larter on ‘Landman’ Season 2 and Playing Out Her and Billy Bob Thornton’s “Unlikely Love Affair” - The Hollywood Reporter

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Harvard Asks For Summary Judgment in Funding Case, Says White House Pushed Cuts Despite Agency Objections - The Harvard Crimson

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Olfactory neurons use unexpected 'solid' clusters to achieve genetic precision - Phys.org

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Why are women attracted to ugly guys?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

What are the consequences of being addicted to something? Is it considered wrong to have an addiction?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How do I find a hot guy?

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

'I did a bit of a dance': Detectorist finds gold 'mourning ring' engraved with skull and date in UK field - Live Science

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

Blink and your AI security playbook is out of date - Axios

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

‘Black Swan Event’ Could Trigger 25% Drop in Alphabet Stock, Warns Barclays - TipRanks

No go.

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

Apple keeps pulling its own ads - The Verge

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why would Hugh Grant cheat on Elizabeth Hurley?