What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:10

Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Olfactory neurons use unexpected 'solid' clusters to achieve genetic precision - Phys.org
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Why are women attracted to ugly guys?
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Blink and your AI security playbook is out of date - Axios
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
‘Black Swan Event’ Could Trigger 25% Drop in Alphabet Stock, Warns Barclays - TipRanks
No go.
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Apple keeps pulling its own ads - The Verge
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to